Gay characters in mario kart
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19. OK.
16. Lakitu
Lakitu is a nerdy but sweet pansexual who hopelessly crushes on straight girls and other cuties from her vantage point behind a stack of books in the library.
8. He kidnaps Peach because he wants a mother for his child (Bowser Jr.) from a previous partner.
Also, canon is utilized when convenient. They’re totally comfortable not being in the spotlight and are happy to just be included! He plays golf and soccer and races karts with Bowser like every weekend. Or it turned me gay; it’s not clear which.
Super Mario Kart on the Super NES was my childhood jam. He grew up in the midwest and never got a chance to be “out and proud” or whatever, so he’s really timid and wears a mask (THE MASK IS A METAPHOR)!
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Luigi
Luigi is a sweet trans demisexual switch. She’s a pro domme. Just putting that out there.
7. They’re always there for their friends even though they get much less fanfare and are constantly used and then discarded by the more mainstream bunch.
2. Toadette
Toadette is actually Toad in drag. Funky Kong
Just look at this guy.
You are beautiful and important and super gay. He’s clearly the gay cousin of the Kong clan, and is “the best dancer on the island” according to Wikipedia, so.
10. Rosalina
Rosalina is a bisexual hard femme top. She’s tall and cut like an MMA fighter. She has no qualms about requiring Mario to rescue her over and over and giving him nothing but a kiss on the cheek in return, because she deserves better than his basic ass.
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I just remember when Mario teamed up with Bowser, Peach’s consistent kidnapper and abuser, in Super Mario RPG and Peach was like, “WTF?” and Mario just shrugged. Wahhhh!
4. Daisy
I don’t know much about Daisy; she is pretty but seems like she has no personality, which reminds me of a lot of straight women I know?
Don’t @ me.