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  • A gay best friend is basically a life coach in sequins. 🌈
  • Our karaoke nights are drag shows. Only if they sparkle. 🎭
  • My Spotify Wrapped = rainbow edition. 🌈
  • Not your average gay—your upgrade. ⏰
  • My shoes are higher than my standards. 💌
  • Gay in the workplace = HR’s sparkle consultant. Stay fabulous, stay proud, and never forget: laughter is always better in rainbow colors.

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  • HR said “no drama”—I heard “drag performance.” 😂
  • Every workplace needs a fabulous troublemaker. 👀
  • Sparkle is my natural state. 🎥
  • Online dating = memes first, flirting second. “Glitter with Wi-Fi.” 📶
  • Instagram filters can’t outshine sequins. 💅
  • Laughter is our currency. More like Closet-core (but not anymore)

    • Military Gay Puns 🪖

    • Reporting for do-me
    • Gay-ving the nation
    • Ready to serve and slay
    • Marching to the beat of my gay drum
    • Troops out?

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    • Dating apps should sort by glitter level. 👖
    • Travel motto: slay all the way. 🎨
    • A drag queen’s roast burns hotter than sequins under stage lights.

      gay pun

      Let’s dive into the fabulous fun!

      🎉 Did You Know?

      The word “gay” originally meant “joyful” or “carefree” in the 12th century—so basically, we’ve been having fun for nearly 1,000 years! 🎊

    • Closets are dark, but rainbows need the light. 🌈
    • I don’t do casual—I do fabulous casual.

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    • Spin class = Beyoncé concert with sweat. 🧁
    • Coffee: my rainbow fuel.