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How am I make it worse?
You done pissed off the fags. We won.
We got 'em on the ropes.
Robert, they humiliated your retarded grandson.
Riley: Hey! I ain't retarded!
Point is, we ain't doctors. Let's try it.
Riley: Whatever, nigga.
"No homo" over this whole conversation.
Right. to make an example.
Granddad: What's the worst they can do?
What them homos gonna do is extort you...shake you down for a "donation."
Granddad: Extortion?
You understand me? Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Let's get this shot.
Follow me.
[Cheers and applause]
[Slurps]
[Indistinct conversations]
Rriley! Riley: Oh, gosh!
Granddad: Hey!
I'm not giving you my grandson's Booty hole in place of a donation.
Ugh! They ain't suffered like we have.
Huey: So, we can't pay the "donation." Then what?
They gonna find some way to get that pound of flesh.
I'm telling you, your best chance is to stick with me.
I know this whole game inside and out.
Them homos can't get nothin' over on me!
Huey: And what's in it for you?
Nigga, I just need attention.
You better learn how to lie like me.
What do you want?
I want Riley.
Oh, lord Jesus! extortion!
Huey: Wait. Why gays?
Why couldn't it have been Mexicans or Indians from India?
Everyone makes fun of them.
Riley: Now, granddad, before you go crazy, let me explain.
Granddad: Yes, please explain yourself, grandson.
The video was deceivingly edited.
This is all just some crazy misunderstanding, right?
Riley: But it really was gay.
Granddad: Oh, no!
Thank you for your time and good night.
Is this the new new face of hate?
Walter Sweetlove, under fire at this hourfor inciting hatred between homosexualsand the cognitively impaired...
It's not?!
Well, what is the goddamn correct term, then?
[Crowd booing]
Their chants are garbled and unintelligible...
[Crowd chanting indistinctly]
Their signs difficult to read.
But their anger was clear.
Ruckus: [Laughs]
This is a good day for me, 'cause I love it.
Nothing makes me happier than to seethe coons and the benders tear each other down.
But one thing Uncle Ruckus will not tolerate...and you may write this down...is disrespect to the mentally afflicted.
And sometimes with niggas,it can be difficult to spot mental disabilities,'cause let's face it...suffering from brain damage is something niggas do very well.
That's why all the best mentally challenged men have always been black...
Michael Clarke Duncan in "Green Mile,"
Cuba Gooding Jr.
in "Radio,"and that big black nigga from "The Blind Side."
Sandra Bullock was good in that movie... My name is Rollo Goodlove.
I'm a dedicated crusader for justice,as well as a B.E.T.Award-nominated actor and producer.
We are assembled here today for an important announcementregarding Riley Freeman and his so-called bullying incident.
But first, I'd like to talk briefly about my mixtape.
Granddad: You read what's on the page, and that's it.
Freeman, now that you've had time to think aboutthe seriousness of what your grandson has done,I'm sure you'd agree that the best way to make amends with the LGBT communityis a donation to support the fine work we do at Yes-Homo.
What'd I tell you, huh? He looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil.
- Huey: Granddad, I do not sip tea with the enemy.
You gonna go and you not gonna embarrass me in front of my new neighbors or I'm gonna beat yo' ass!
- Riley: Why can't we be ourselves, huh? No matter what happens, these people just keep applauding.
- Uncle Ruckus: Attention please. Crisis averted!
Riley: [Sniffles]
I don't want to be retarded!
Granddad: It's retarded or gay, damn it.
You take your pick.
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Hey, fellas!
I can smell it!
Granddad: I don't know.